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		<title>Friday Facts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Friday, and I&#8217;m having a hard time concentrating, so I&#8217;ve decided to share a little-known fact about me:
In second grade, I won a blue ribbon for a poem I wrote titled, &#8220;The sky, the sky.&#8221;
I don&#8217;t know where the poem is now, but I remember it being a big deal because it was a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Friday, and I&#8217;m having a hard time concentrating, so I&#8217;ve decided to share a little-known fact about me:</p>
<p>In second grade, I won a blue ribbon for a poem I wrote titled, &#8220;The sky, the sky.&#8221;</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know where the poem is now, but I remember it being a big deal because it was a regional competition. Or something like that. Honestly, I wrote the poem in about a minute, and with my left hand&mdash;my right hand was in a splint to protect the pinkie that I had recently sliced on a pudding can.</p>
<p>So there you have it: knowledge is power.</p>
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		<title>Dear Weather,</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please stop it. You’re being ridiculous.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please stop it. You’re being ridiculous.</p>
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		<title>To the guy taking pictures of the computer screen that belongs to the passenger in front of you on this seemingly endless flight:</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want you to do that.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want you to do that.</p>
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		<title>Dear Sun</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where have you gone?
I lost sight of you last night.
I could not find you this morning.
Dark falls.
Darkness falls.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where have you gone?</p>
<p>I lost sight of you last night.</p>
<p>I could not find you this morning.</p>
<p>Dark falls.</p>
<p>Darkness falls.</p>
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		<title>The &quot;sting&quot; of a downturned economy</title>
		<link>http://www.southofsunnyside.com/2008/07/the-sting-of-a-downturned-economy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[grass]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note: That might be the corniest headline I&#8217;ve ever written. I apologize for being so lame.
I spent a bit of time outside yesterday tending to our yard, so Kim went out today to care for the next door neighbor&#8217;s, where the health of the neglected plants is in rapid decline. Fortunately, there are still a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Note: That might be the corniest headline I&#8217;ve ever written. I apologize for being so lame.</em></p>
<p>I spent a bit of time outside yesterday tending to our yard, so Kim went out today to care for the next door neighbor&#8217;s, where the health of the neglected plants is in <a href="/2008/07/signs-of-death/">rapid decline</a>. Fortunately, there are still a few signs of life, so rather than removing the distressed plants, Kim simply trimmed most of them back.</p>
<p>To her surprise, she encountered many wasps in the process, and one got the best of her (see the last picture below). We didn&#8217;t have any chewing tobacco, but I did moisten a cigar for the bite—it&#8217;s a remedy I learned as a child, but it didn&#8217;t seem to help Kim much.</p>
<p>The remaining plant beds look a bit barren, but at least they&#8217;re clean, and no dead extremities are falling into the walking path.</p>

<a href='http://www.southofsunnyside.com/2008/07/the-sting-of-a-downturned-economy/dsc_0315/' title='Discards'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.southofsunnyside.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/dsc_0315-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Discards" /></a>
<a href='http://www.southofsunnyside.com/2008/07/the-sting-of-a-downturned-economy/dsc_0324/' title='Plant cropping'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.southofsunnyside.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/dsc_0324-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Plant cropping" /></a>
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		<title>Vacation haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two wheels, open road
Clear skies fill lungs with fresh air
Maybe we should move?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two wheels, open road</p>
<p>Clear skies fill lungs with fresh air</p>
<p>Maybe we should move?</p>
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