South of Sunnyside

Dear telemarketers: Which of these words do you not understand?

There’s a list. I’m on it. Hiding your identity doesn’t qualify for an exemption.

Oh, and to “Douglas,” at the “Rate Reduction Center,” you left your testicles on the line—I sure hope you don’t need them.

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