South of Sunnyside

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Skype call girls

Fact: I spend a significant portion of my day online.

Fact: Life has been exceedingly stressful lately, and as a result I’ve become excessively snarky (which is my new favorite word).

Fact: I hate spam in any form.

At the end of what has been an intense and strenuous day, I received a Skype chat initiation from “Clarita.” I usually click out of these immediately, but I couldn’t resist the opportunity for dialog, so I responded:

Clarita: “Hey, this Clarita. Now I am looking for new friends. U can look my photo here: [link has been removed to protect adolescent readers].”

Me: “sweet, I’m looking for new friends, too. what do you look like?”

(pause)

Me: “I mean, not that looks are *everything,* but I’m a decent looking guy, and need friends that complement me”

(pause)

Me: “hello?”

(pause)

Me: “I’m so tired of girls that only want me for my click.”

Don’t take my word for it: check out the screenshot.

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