South of Sunnyside

To the (presumptive) adult male currently missing a pair of underwear—tighty-whities, actually—I found them in the bike lane heading west on California Ave. (away from Fowler Ave.). They’re a bit dingy, but I’m sure the stains can be removed with a good wash. Either way, the neighbors and I would greatly appreciate your prompt retrieval of said garment.

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